Ceci n'est pas un post de quiz... *tousse*

Note: Est-ce que ca se met quiz au pluriel???
Note 2: Luc, c'est de ta faute si je fais encore des maudit tests! :P

Test 1
Did you know...
[X] I am shorter than 5'5.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles.
[ ] I am blonde.
[X] I have blue or green eyes.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] I've been physically hurt by one of my parents.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.
[X] I've skipped school.

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've been to the hospital for over a month.
[X] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[X] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[X] I've been in a play.
[X] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[X] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've shoplifted.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I own skanky underwear.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[X] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[X] My answers are totally honest

Et tant qu'à y être
Test 2

1. Une chanson qui te turn-on.
Ya pas grand toune qui me turn on...

2. Une célébrité t’arrête dans la rue et te demande de le/la suivre à son hôtel. Tu acceptes sans aucune hésitation. Qui est cette célébrité qui te ferait faire une telle folie?
Bof les célébrités c pas mon genre

3. Tu décides de faire un strip-tease à l’élu(e) de ton cœur. Quelle chanson choisis-tu?
La musique ca déconcentre^^

4. Es-tu celle qui fait mal ou qui aime avoir mal? (à un niveau faible ou élevé, on s’entend...).
J'suis pas masochiste, dsl...

5. La plage ou l’ascenseur? Bah quand t sur d'etre tout seul sur la plage, ca va, mais encore la, le sable, ca doit etre chiant...

6. Un homme (ou une femme) d’affaire fort séduisant(e) t’offre 1 million pour passer la nuit avec toi. (lol). Acceptes tu?
Bah.... jtrouverais ca trop douteux.

7. Y a t’il quelqu’un, célèbre ou pas, du même sexe que toi, qui pourrait te décider à essayer quelque chose avec lui (ou elle)?
Euh, a part mon chum, non.

8. Pour les filles : Au fait, est-ce que c’est vraiment vrai que la grosseur du pénis n’importe pas?
Bah, trop gros, j'aurais peur que ca me défonce... mais trop petit, me semble que ca doit moins etre le fun...

9. Pour les gars : Et la grosseur des seins?
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10. 2 filles 1 gars?
Eurk

11. 2 gars 1 fille?
Bof... J'suis très bien a deux seulement merci

12. Les mots cochons, ça te dit?
Difficile d'y résister, mais seulement quand c'est dit par la bonne personne^^

13. La personne qui représente le plus le sex-appeal sur cette terre?
Moi-meme ! Nah je blague :P

14. Tu aimes ça tendre ou roff?
Qu'importe, dépend du moment

15. Ce qui te séduis le plus chez le sexe opposé (ou le même sexe si ça vous chante), en terme de « sexiness ».
J'sais pas, la facon donc le corps est... le regard, les baisers, nimporte quoi. Quand ca clique, ca clique.

16. La lumière allumée, tamisée ou fermée? Fermée c'est moins le fun.

17. Le matin, l'après-midi, le soir ou la nuit?
Ca dépend...

18. Important, le rasage pubien?
Un gars rasé je trouve ca anormal.

19. C'est mieux l'hiver quand il fait froid pour se réchauffer à 2, ou l'été avec l'air brûlant?
L'hiver cent fois. L'été, c'est l'enfer tellement t'as chaud après.

20. Tu as le choix : Une chambre d'hôtel luxueuse ou sur un bateau.
L'hotel surement, mais encore la l'autre serait bien aussi^^